Attention all E-BALLERS–why you do not see your comment on Ify and Them

Pic from http://marcvz.net/blog
Sigh…I knew this day was coming. Unfortunately, America, I have to remind all of “Ify and Them” etiqutte. First, as explained by blogstar “b.scott,” an E-baller is one who gets “balls” “testicular fortitude” on the internet, but is otherwise a coward, so they express negative thoughts “virtually” instead of intelligently articulating their thoughts.
I have come across two e-ballers today (I think they are related) and though I would post their comments so that the world can view their disrespect, they were so offensive (and of course they would not understand why) that I spared all the agony. Furthermore, to show diplomacy (which they obviously would know nothing about), I emailed one of them….to discover that they had a FAKE email (surprised? I’m not). So for FUTURE commenters, know that I WELCOME (as most non-passive agressive posters know) ALL comments…but I welcome no personal attacks of any kind (even if not towards me or my crew) unless it is on the RICH & FAMOUS! We are too wonderful as human beings of ALL races to think very differently but we do have the capacity to RESPECT. The choice is yours. There are many hate-blogs for you e-ballers to hackle and spit and all that jazz. This “ain’t” that site.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. HATERS NOT WELCOMED (and how dumb of you that I can trace your computer…that’s intelligence for you).
Blessings
September 19, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Don’t have me break out a can on these fools!
September 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm
This Sparta picture is perfect. I think I may have to make a shirt out of it.
September 19, 2008 at 10:49 pm
What a shame…what a shame!
September 22, 2008 at 1:02 pm
As a Hater, I am upset at the grouping of mental losers into my hate group. People who put up those lose-like posts are looking for attention, but they are not haters. There is a method to being a hater, not senseless banter for the ass-mouth of the mental midgets of society. Ifyandthem is supported by the haters!
But seriously, only the loser of the mind would throw a verbal rock and hide their face. Let’s keep this free exchange of thoughts going.
Great site, Ify.
September 29, 2008 at 8:36 pm
OMG,
I Get E-Baller’s Daily. You know how I do- I eat em’ up right in the Comments section. Yep, you want to come to MY blog and get Krazy- well let the BALLIN Begin.
Seriously, there’s nothing worse than a coward. Internet THUGS….
I DELETE you.